High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend

Operation Truthiness
June 9, 2009, 10:09 pm
Filed under: diary

Today, Skylar and I staked out an old stomping ground that I’ve vowed never to step foot in again: The Coral Tree Cafe. It’s the place where my NEMESIS, “Estoye” and I used to meet up for lunch almost daily back when we were friends. It’s where we both first saw Annette: The girl that I fell in love with 5 years ago (before Karen). The girl Estoye stole from me before I got up the courage to talk to her. The girl Estoye went and married. I haven’t been within a mile of the Coral Tree Cafe since. How can I go back? Estoye and Annette practically live there, they love it so much.

Karen knows my hatred of the Coral Tree Cafe. So of course it’s where she would go for an illicit rendezvous, yes?

Yes, indeed. Skylar and I sat across the street at the Hamburger Hamlet, and I watched Karen with another man, eating lunch. At first I thought I might lose my mind. But then Skylar took my hand, and told me it was going to be okay. And you know what? It was okay.

Oh, and as if it wasn’t bad enough seeing Karen with another man, I had to watch Estoye and Annette canoodling at the table next to Karen. Funny, I never realized before how much Karen and Annette resemble each other. It was difficult communicating to Skylar which girl was Karen, and which was Annette, but we got it straightened out.

After lunch, Skylar tailed Karen and her paramour to find out more. I await the news.


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If you go looking for trouble, you will find it.

Also, man who run naked through airport going to Bangkok. But that’s beside the point.

What do you do now? So you’ve found out she was eating lunch with another man. Define ‘canoodling’. It could have been something innocent, right? Maybe your eyes were playing tricks on you?

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Just to be clear, Estoye and Annette were the ones canoodling, which is kissing and hugging (get a room!). Karen and her paramour only looked at each other adoringly. And before you doubt my narrative, remember: If my eyes were playing tricks on me, then how come Skylar saw it too?

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