High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend

April 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
Filed under: diary

I’m still tingling. That didn’t even feel real. Did i really just make a connection with the Dominoes pizza delivery girl? 

I ordered Karen’s favorite–sausage and mushroom thin crust (my favorite too (destiny, right?))–and in thirty minutes, there’s the pizza delivery girl. Only I’m not thinking of her as a girl. I’m just not wanting to be alone. And without Karen, I’m never gonna be able to finish this pizza by myself. I tell her how my girlfriend’s out of town, so I’ve got pizza to spare. 

And she says it’s against the rules, but she’s starving. And sausage and mushroom thin crust is her favorite. She hung out for five minutes. Bitched about her boss. Ate three pieces. Her name is Skylar.

This didn’t really happen. I’m delusional, right? Skylar is such a made up name.


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