High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend


That went well
March 25, 2009, 4:55 pm
Filed under: diary

So, I’ve been better. After this many weeks of sexual frustration, I guess I snapped. I really put Karen’s never-worn lingerie on a blow up doll. That’s not that crazy, right? Sometimes I can’t tell when I’ve gone too far.

When Karen saw it, she got a knife and destroyed it. Irony: both the lingerie AND the blow up doll had the tags still on them. Both never used. Both unreturnable.

The bright side? Karen now INSISTS on therapy. She says it’s just for me, but is this perhaps some sort of subconscious recognition that she TOO needs help?

The mind is a rabbit hole, isn’t it?

Advertisements

2 Comments so far
Leave a comment

Sucks that you can’t return either. Maybe Karen’s preggers? Once they get the baby in the belly, there’s no need for your winky in her dinky. Just a thought.

Comment by Dave

Dave,

First of all, watch the language. This isn’t Penthouse Forum. As for a baby, I wish. Although I don’t know if we have room enough for three in this apartment. Heck, there’s not enough room for two of us.

Comment by writerjoel




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s



%d bloggers like this: