High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend

March 13, 2009, 6:20 pm
Filed under: diary

I’m tired of being angry. Love shouldn’t be this hard, should it? Maybe it’s time for an outside opinion. And I’m not just wanting to gang up on Karen, and prove to her she’s wrong.

The truth is, maybe there’s something I’m just not seeing.

Karen HATES this idea, by the way. She’s so insulted that now she can’t eat. Which thrills her. Her size-zero Frankie B jeans are NOT going to Goodwill!


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A limo driver for your blog is waiting at LAX and he’s holding up a sign that says “STUPID.”

Comment by Estoye

Estoye: Lois Lane just asked me why whenever there’s a calamity, and Stupid flies in to wreck the day, your blog always goes missing.

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