High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend


No more Dominoes
March 7, 2009, 9:02 pm
Filed under: diary

Karen tore up all the Dominoes Pizza coupons today. Why? Because she’s insane, and thinks I flirted with their pizza delivery girl. It’s not like I answered the door in a towel. Okay, so I asked how she got into pizza delivery. She’s the first girl I’ve ever seen delivering pizza. It’s unusual. Not erotic. 

I said I was only being friendly, and what does Karen say? I’m not allowed girl friends. So I called my sister, and we talked for over an hour. You can’t tell me what to do, Karen.

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