High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend

I can’t abide a Squidless Watchmen
March 5, 2009, 6:28 pm
Filed under: diary

I try to explain this to Karen, but her eyes glaze over. Oh, but do I have to listen to her Sex and the City tirade? 

But I digress. The squid is canon. CANON. Jesus didn’t die on the Boflex for our sins, and you can’t end Watchmen without the squid! 

And how the frak hard is it to save seats while I get us popcorn, Karen?


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