High-maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend

pet peeve
February 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Filed under: diary, Uncategorized

The unfinished beverage. Oh, heaven forfend I get a soda from the fridge, and forget to ask if you want one. And no, it doesn’t cut it if I offer to share. Let’s get you your own. Let me open it for you because your nails aren’t dry. Let’s find it later on the coffee table, now warm, flat, and undrinkable.

Oh, and don’t be wasteful: Always recycle.


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